"Hello, my name is Noah Penn and I am 7 years old. I would like to tell you something. Please could you make another series of Primeval. It doesn’t have to be a long series, maybe about 3 or 4 episodes. But maybe one of them could be the next part of when Danny got stuck in the anomaly world. I really want to find out what happens next. My mum says it’s because ITV doesn’t have enough money but I don’t mind taking some money from my money box. So if that’s OK then I can do it. Thank you. (via email - unedited)"
"As someone who hates fashion, and resents all the money, fun and attention people get out of it, I find this tremendously promising. Starck may just be the right man to make rejection of fashion fashionable. I look forward to an eco-friendly future where everyone wears drab and similar clothes until they wear out, just like I do. Obviously I don’t do it out of environmental conscience, but laziness and the fear that, if I try to demonstrate taste, I’ll be exposed as a twat."
"Graffiti artist Banksy’s biggest exhibition has been unveiled by Bristol City Museum, featuring more than 100 of works which were installed in the council-run museum amid great secrecy this week. The show - which was kept secret from council bosses - includes new works including a burned-out ice cream van. Banksy was previously sought for vandalism by the police and council in his home city. He said: ‘This is the first show I’ve ever done where taxpayers’ money is being used to hang my pictures up rather than scrape them off.’"
"OK, so you can pick up the BBC World TV news channel, but no one’s ever willingly watched that for longer than nine minutes. It’s a channel whose viewer demographic consists exclusively of men sitting on the edge of a hotel bed impatiently waiting for their girlfriend to finish in the shower so they can go and have a shit."
"I’m not really a biscuit girl, but I used to love
Nice biscuits - the ones with the sugar on. And I do
like the occasional chocolate finger” - Coleen Rooney"
