Matt's Internet bacn

“I buy washing machines the same way I order wine in a restaurant: avoid the very cheapest on the basis that it’ll be nasty, avoid the second cheapest on the basis that it’s probably even worse, avoid the expensive options at the top of the list on the basis that they can’t possibly be worth it, and wind up randomly picking something from the middle instead.”

- Charlie Brooker | Hell isn’t other people. Hell is buying washing machines from other people | Comment is free | The Guardian

"But then showing off is in the Lebanese DNA. Khaled wears the biggest Rolex you’ll ever see or..."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:47:28 +0000

“But then showing off is in the Lebanese DNA. Khaled wears the biggest Rolex you’ll ever see or “Lebanese travel insurance” as he used to call it. “You can cash it in anywhere in the world.””

- Beirut is back… And it’s beautiful | Travel | The Observer

"Our friend Khaled’s means of negotiating jams was to take his gun out of his glove..."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:38:59 +0000

“Our friend Khaled’s means of negotiating jams was to take his gun out of his glove compartment, strap it to his under-arm, and if the traffic was really bad, wave it around a bit.”

- Beirut is back… And it’s beautiful | Travel | The Observer

Epic FAIL (via nydeucesfilms)

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:49:59 +0000

Epic FAIL

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pirate keyboard (via bobby baker)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:38:34 +0000

pirate keyboard (via bobby baker)

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:38:15 +0000

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1):

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25)

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:51:43 +0000

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25):

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"It’s easy to sleep when you’re a toddler. Your mind and body skitter around all day..."

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:55:28 +0000

“It’s easy to sleep when you’re a toddler. Your mind and body skitter around all day until they burn themselves out, leaving you blissfully knackered when the sun goes down. You’ve only got two modes: on and off, like a blender.”

- Charlie Brooker | Some people want children to get ‘sleeping lessons’. Happy to oblige … | Comment is free | The Guardian

Marge Simpson poses naked for Playboy | From the Guardian | The...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:41:30 +0100

Marge Simpson poses naked for Playboy | From the Guardian | The Guardian

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18)

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:56:20 +0100

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18):

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11)

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:16:34 +0100

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11):

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"I have been subjected to more than 2,500 court hearings and I have the good luck – having worked..."

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:24:23 +0100

“I have been subjected to more than 2,500 court hearings and I have the good luck – having worked well in the past and having accumulated an important wealth – to have been able to spend more than €200m in consultants and judges … I mean in consultants and lawyers.””

- Silvio Berlusconi: I am inferior to no one in history | World news | guardian.co.uk

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-4)

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:16:28 +0100

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-4):

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24 hours in pictures | News | guardian.co.uk Something geniunely...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:46:37 +0100

24 hours in pictures | News | guardian.co.uk

Something geniunely creepy about this picture

via www.holymoly.com I think my favourite is “Thank You...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:30:52 +0100

via www.holymoly.com

I think my favourite is “Thank You Fox News For Keeping Us Informed”